Lokker-Inf
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A guy walked into a bar...This'll be a thread for bar jokes. Go ahead! Post!
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xZerOx
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this one guy walked into a bar in texas. since texas is a big state, everything there is HUGE (in the joke) so when he walks into the bar, he asks for a large beer. wen he gets it its about 5 feet tall. so he stays there are night drinking it and when he's done he is REALLY drunk. then he has to go the bathroom so he asks the bartender where the bathroom is and he said its down the hall on the left. so he goes down the hall adn takes a right instead on accident. in there he sees a HUGE, twice the size of an olypmic sized pool (cause everything in texas is so much bigger) then he falls and slips into the pool and shouts "dont flush! please dont flush! help help help! Dont flush!" cause he thought it was jsut a really big toilet
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Lokker-Inf
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Two drunks walk into a bar... it's weird they couldn't see it.
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Hitsugaya2772
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| xZerOx wrote: | this one guy walked into a bar in texas. since texas is a big state, everything there is HUGE (in the joke) so when he walks into the bar, he asks for a large beer. wen he gets it its about 5 feet tall. so he stays there are night drinking it and when he's done he is REALLY drunk. then he has to go the bathroom so he asks the bartender where the bathroom is and he said its down the hall on the left. so he goes down the hall adn takes a right instead on accident. in there he sees a HUGE, twice the size of an olypmic sized pool (cause everything in texas is so much bigger) then he falls and slips into the pool and shouts "dont flush! please dont flush! help help help! Dont flush!" cause he thought it was jsut a really big toilet
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HAHAhHAH!!!!! 
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Lokker-Inf
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Do athieists say there is a God when they're drunk?
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jessalba
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lol, vey interesting
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jonnydepp
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lol, very interesting.
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dominator31
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Being drunk makes you feel you have special kung-fu powers and thats the reason you found your ass beaten.
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