To honor the great people I've met from another myfreeforum, I'll make this thread for anyone who wants to share giggles in lengthy stories! ^_^d
Three elderly ladies were feeding the birds, when a man walked by and mooned them. The three nearly had a stroke from the man but they were fine seconds l8er. The next day, they were feeding the birds and another man came by and motioned suggestively at them, and only one of them nearly had a stroke. The third day, the women were feeding the birds, when a man walked by and flashed them. The first woman had a stroke, the second woman had a stroke, but the third woman couldn't reach.
Punk Ninja
rotfl i love that joke i told it to a friend and he didnt get it lol
Hitsugaya2772
XD
Cody X
3 men moved to the US, but didn't know how to speak English. When they landed, they found a dead guy. They each went off somewhere to learn English. The first guy went to a church and heard someone sing: me, me, me. The second guy went to a restaurant and heard: forks and knives. The third guy went to a fish cleaning area and heard: slice em and dice em. 2 hours later they met back at the dead guy when a cop showed up. "Do you know who killed this guy?" the cop asked. The first guy said: me, me, me. Then the cop asked,"What did you use?" The second guy said: forks and knives. The cop then asked,"How did you kill him?" Then the third guy finally said: slice em and dice em!
Here's a second joke:
There were 3 guys on a plane. One guy dropped dynamite, one guy dropped knives, and one guy dropped bombs. Later the first guy was walking along and saw a kid crying. He asked,"What are you crying about?" The kid said,"My litter of cats exploded. The second guy was walking along and saw a kid crying and he asked,"What are you crying about?" The kid said,"My cow was sliced up." The third guy was walking along and saw a kid laughing. He then asked,"What's so funny kid?" The kid replied,"My daddy farted and my house blew up!"
Those two were my favs in elementary school!
better
I dont get this joke. I just does not understand what is hilarious in it. It just jumps over my head.
jessalba
light joke
jonnydepp
I dont get this joke. I just does not understand what is hilarious in it. It just jumps over my head.
dominator31
Re: Long Jokes
Lokker-Inf wrote:
To honor the great people I've met from another myfreeforum, I'll make this thread for anyone who wants to share giggles in lengthy stories! ^_^d
Three elderly ladies were feeding the birds, when a man walked by and mooned them. The three nearly had a stroke from the man but they were fine seconds l8er. The next day, they were feeding the birds and another man came by and motioned suggestively at them, and only one of them nearly had a stroke. The third day, the women were feeding the birds, when a man walked by and flashed them. The first woman had a stroke, the second woman had a stroke, but the third woman couldn't reach.
lol at first, i didn't get it lol great! thumbs up
