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Yo MommaYo momma's so short, she needs a ladder to get on a foot stool.
Yo momma's so round, she gets her dresses modeled from a boulder!
Yo momma's so tough she uses a brick for a tampon.
Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Medusa turn to stone.
Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Free Willy was an organization for Willy Neilson.
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Link
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Yo moma so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest, the jugdes look at her and said "Sorry, but no profesonal!"
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xZerOx
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yo momma so ugly, when she walked into mcdonalds they couldnt serve happy meals
yo momma so dumb she tried alphabatizing skittles
yo momma so fat, when God created Earth, he said "Let There Be Light!" and asked your mom to move out of the way
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Bleu
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Yo momma so stupid, she ran into a parked car
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xZerOx
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yo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
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Lokker-Inf
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Yo momma's so old, when she was in the sixties it was "Shake, Rattle and Roll", now her hands shake, her pills rattle and her belly rolls!
Yo momma's so fat, tapeworms die from the cholesterol that gets in her food
Yo momma's so hairy, you can kiss and floss your teeth at the same time!
Yo momma's so poor, if time really was money, she'd be like a time traveller!
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Cody X
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Yo Momma's so fat she can't even swim with out going 1 foot deep!
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xZerOx
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yo momma so fat on valentines day i walked around her and when i got to the other side it was new years eve!
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Cody X
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Yo Momma's so stupid, 0+0=00!
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Hitsugaya2772
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yo mommas so fat she got baptised at sea world!
your mommas so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
yo mommas so fat, when she laying on the beach, people yell, "free willie!"
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Cody X
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Yo Momma's so ugly, they wouldn't let her into the ugly passion!
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Hitsugaya2772
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yo mommas so stupid she climbed over a glas wall to see the other side! 
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Cody X
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she can't even spell I!
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Hitsugaya2772
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Cody X
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Yo momma's so fat, she became a pig!
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Hitsugaya2772
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Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
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Cody X
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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought she was royalty in an Outhouse!
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Hitsugaya2772
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Lokker-Inf
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Yo momma's like a cookbook, cheap, easy, and always satisfying.
Yo momma's so fat and her clothes are so ugly, when she walks, it's like to midgets fight in a circus tent.
Yo momma's so lonely her turn-ons are ski masks and crobars.
Yo momma's so ugly, even blind lesbians won't date her
Yo momma's so fat, she could wear a bikini, and turn it into a thong with a single step.
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Robby
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yo mamma so fat she tripped over fred meyer and landed on target
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Hitsugaya2772
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Cody X
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Yo Momma so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the guard said: sorry no pros allowed
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Robby
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yo mamma so fat she tripped over frede meyers and landed on target
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Cody X
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yo momma so stupid, her brain went haywire!
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dominator31
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Yo momma so ugly monkeys in the zoo feed her!
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