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Lokker-Inf Silver
Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Posts: 358 Favorite Next-Generation Console: Xbox 360
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so short, she needs a ladder to get on a foot stool.
Yo momma's so round, she gets her dresses modeled from a boulder!
Yo momma's so tough she uses a brick for a tampon.
Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Medusa turn to stone.
Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Free Willy was an organization for Willy Neilson.
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Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:21 am
Link Guest
Yo moma so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest, the jugdes look at her and said "Sorry, but no profesonal!"
Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:29 pm
xZerOx Newbie
Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 29
yo momma so ugly, when she walked into mcdonalds they couldnt serve happy meals
yo momma so dumb she tried alphabatizing skittles
yo momma so fat, when God created Earth, he said "Let There Be Light!" and asked your mom to move out of the way
Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:13 pm
Bleu Head Administrator
Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 1408 17 September 1993 Favorite Next-Generation Console: Xbox 360
Location: USA
Yo momma so stupid, she ran into a parked car
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Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:22 am
xZerOx Newbie
Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 29
yo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:41 pm
Lokker-Inf Silver
Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Posts: 358 Favorite Next-Generation Console: Xbox 360
Yo momma's so old, when she was in the sixties it was "Shake, Rattle and Roll", now her hands shake, her pills rattle and her belly rolls!
Yo momma's so fat, tapeworms die from the cholesterol that gets in her food
Yo momma's so hairy, you can kiss and floss your teeth at the same time!
Yo momma's so poor, if time really was money, she'd be like a time traveller!
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:54 pm
Cody X Head Administrator
Joined: 19 Nov 2006 Posts: 928 21 May 1994 Favorite Next-Generation Console: Wii
Location: The Star Wars Galaxy
Yo Momma's so fat she can't even swim with out going 1 foot deep!
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:00 pm
xZerOx Newbie
Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 29
yo momma so fat on valentines day i walked around her and when i got to the other side it was new years eve!
Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:35 am
Cody X Head Administrator
Joined: 19 Nov 2006 Posts: 928 21 May 1994 Favorite Next-Generation Console: Wii
Location: The Star Wars Galaxy
Yo Momma's so stupid, 0+0=00!
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:55 am
Hitsugaya2772 Moderator
Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 615 7 November 1991 Favorite Next-Generation Console: Wii
Location: San Jose, California
yo mommas so fat she got baptised at sea world!
your mommas so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
yo mommas so fat, when she laying on the beach, people yell, "free willie!"
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