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Lokker-Inf Silver
Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Posts: 358 Favorite Next-Generation Console: Xbox 360
A guy walked into a bar...
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Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:10 pm
xZerOx Newbie
Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 29
this one guy walked into a bar in texas. since texas is a big state, everything there is HUGE (in the joke) so when he walks into the bar, he asks for a large beer. wen he gets it its about 5 feet tall. so he stays there are night drinking it and when he's done he is REALLY drunk. then he has to go the bathroom so he asks the bartender where the bathroom is and he said its down the hall on the left. so he goes down the hall adn takes a right instead on accident. in there he sees a HUGE, twice the size of an olypmic sized pool (cause everything in texas is so much bigger) then he falls and slips into the pool and shouts "dont flush! please dont flush! help help help! Dont flush!" cause he thought it was jsut a really big toilet
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Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:16 pm
Lokker-Inf Silver
Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Posts: 358 Favorite Next-Generation Console: Xbox 360
Two drunks walk into a bar... it's weird they couldn't see it.
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:16 pm
Hitsugaya2772 Moderator
Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 615 7 November 1991 Favorite Next-Generation Console: Wii
Location: San Jose, California
xZerOx wrote:
this one guy walked into a bar in texas. since texas is a big state, everything there is HUGE (in the joke) so when he walks into the bar, he asks for a large beer. wen he gets it its about 5 feet tall. so he stays there are night drinking it and when he's done he is REALLY drunk. then he has to go the bathroom so he asks the bartender where the bathroom is and he said its down the hall on the left. so he goes down the hall adn takes a right instead on accident. in there he sees a HUGE, twice the size of an olypmic sized pool (cause everything in texas is so much bigger) then he falls and slips into the pool and shouts "dont flush! please dont flush! help help help! Dont flush!" cause he thought it was jsut a really big toilet
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HAHAhHAH!!!!!
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:14 pm
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Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Posts: 358 Favorite Next-Generation Console: Xbox 360
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